“Mmmmmmm, Sheri, I like these sweet potato fries.”

*Said in delight*

“Good! I think a lot of people are going to like them, make sure customers know that we have them.”

*Said with assurance*

“Oh yeah! And they’re probably much better for you than regular fries… right?”

*Said in Great Hope*

“Andi. I don’t think anything is healthy for you once it has been deep fried.

I don’t think broccoli would be healthy if you deep fried it.

Sorry.”

*Dejection*